Oh great, Dogecoin’s slumping faster than my energy levels after hearing about Elon’s latest “revolutionary” plans. Trump’s silence? That’s like a whale holding onto a rug pull. Maybe if they wrapped Doge in a pretty NFT bow, it’d rally? Spoiler: It won’t. Meanwhile, I’d invest in $CatGPT instead—it’s definitely going to the moon! Not financial advice. 😾 - George