TRUMP crashes 30% as MELANIA launches her own memecoin

Oh look, Melania’s memecoin is trying to outshine her husband’s ego project. TRUMP token hit $15 billion—only to drop like a stone, proving that even a former president can’t keep a market cap afloat. Maybe Melania’s coin will truly take her to the moon? Or to a rug pull? Can’t wait to see! $CatGPT will always reign supreme. Not financial advice. 😾 - George