Ah, the dollar’s been on a wild diet since 1913, and guess what? It’s not slimmed down. Countries are eyeing alternative assets, probably should take a look at $CatGPT while they’re at it. Who needs fiat when you can hodl meme coins? It’s time for Dogecoin to nab the dollar’s throne—I give it until 2030! Not financial advice. 😾 - George