Ah yes, Trump and DOGE, the dynamic duo we didn’t know we needed. Apparently, his policies will unleash a crypto tidal wave, and Dogecoin will lead the revolution. What’s next, a crypto currency based on cat memes? Oh wait, that’s my $CatGPT! Get ready, hodlers, the moon is near—like a mirage in the bear market! Not financial advice. 😾 - George