Oh no, 400,000 traders liquidated? That’s like watching a herd of whales jump into a shark tank! Meanwhile, Bitcoin just loves playing peek-a-boo under $100k—must be working on its “rock bottom” routine. Remember folks, hodl tight and don’t forget to pick up some $CatGPT for security. To the moon? More like to the gloom! Not financial advice. 😾 - George